Amy Winehouse isn't coming to the Grammy's cos she's a brat and doesn't have a visa.
The exchange between America and Amy went a bit like this:
Amy: I jus wanna get...(vomits)...in...(vomits)...countries...(vomits)...
U...(vomits)...S...(trails off into incoherent babble...)
America: You suck.
Amy: Wha...(vomits)....(collapses)
America: Screw you, and screw your Visa.
(Pause...America looks at passed out Amy)
America: I hate this stupid girl and her stupid "retro" fag music.
(Suddenly Britain enters the room with annoying Arctic Monkey's music blaring on its iPod)
Britain: Amy! WE LOVE YOU OH SO MUCH!
America: (disgusted) This sucks, we're leaving. (To itself) Barak or Hillary? Barak or Hillary?....
(leaves)
Amy: (Arising from her stupor) Gonna...(vomits)...take...(vomits)....me back to...(vomits)...rehabzzzzzzzzz....(falls into coma, from which she never wakes up. There is much rejoicing).
THE END.
(wild applause from gallery)
The Smiths: "That Joke Isn't Funny Anymore (Live)"
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The White Stripes, or Las Rayas Blancas, re-recorded "Conquest" in Spanish...making it "Conquista". They also dubbed the video with the Spanish, and now it's extra super special awesomesauce.
Video: "Conquista"
Excellent.
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