Tuesday, October 28, 2008

O Woah Oh Oh!

I DIDZ A REMIX AGAIN YALL
OF GRUM
mp3: Woah
mp3: Woah (Discoh! Sleaze Edit)

I AM JOOSTEECE
I AM BLOG
I AM ELCTRO
I AM THE MEME ECONOMY
I AM RMX
I AM HVY BASS
I AM SIMIAN MOBILE DISCO
I AM GRINDCORE
I AM HALLOWEEN

also, this is the best song since tuesday:

p e a c e FIRE:
mp3: Sapphire

im just searchin for the next anthemic cinematic 80's influenced disco track, yall.

AGAIN & AGAIN

sometimes i feel like music loses touch with itself.
for instance,
take the band underoath.
i had a conversation with this kid at my college today about how
they were his favorite band and that they were original and the only band
doing what they are right now.
i said they sucked.
he got offended.
i then proceeded to show him how the fact that they were his favorite band didnt really
matter to me, but the fact that he thought they were original/idiosyncratic in modern
music was intensely disturbing to me.
he babbled about something that vaguely sounded like a defense of their merits.
he said things like "the drummer sings, who does that" and "the singer carries the beat".
dont get me wrong this kid is not stupid, despite all appearances to the contrary.
please watch as much of this as you can
i know its hard.
i know.



how can you claim a band like that to be original. at all?
really?
he eventually admitted that since all he listens to is "hardcore" (which he doesnt,
he didn't even know who black flag were) he was biased towards what was good and what wasnt.
all of this is an extremely long way to say, that
i saw Queens of The Stone Age's video for "Make It Wit Chu" today.
man is that catchy shit.
i mean seriously the band who churns out devilish sludge heavies can
make a toe tapper like this?
thats talent.
recycled screaming with electronic elements is not.

(universal music group is a bunch of gay ass corporate fags and
dont allow embedding)

Queens Of The Stone Age:

mp3: Make It Wit Chu
mp3: Burn The Witch
mp3: Gonna Leave You
mp3: Into the Hollow

watch the vid yall:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5ivZ-4DmPY
bounce back n forth say fuck that shit!

Friday, October 17, 2008

F**K THE WOLRD, YALL???

Yall.
Ive been lykin Gallows for lke one million blog years.
I lyked them b4 they were "famous".
I am a "real" fan.
I deserve free downloads of their new songs.
So when i got their new song in the "emails" today...i was all lyk
"OMFG I AM SUCH A FAN OF THIS BAND"

Can yall do tricks in the air/rhythmic gymnastics?

yall. i wanna kill peeps when i listen to this song.
is that good/bad/maybe?
its good that its only 60 seconds long, or my roommatey would be dead as a fucking
doornail, yall.

mp3: Gold Dust

Frank Carter was voted by NME to be the coolest man in rock n rolls.
he also got hisself tattooed onstage at [[insert high profile summer festival here]]
he bleeds from his noggin regularly.
he screams the word "kunt" at girlies and they scream it back to him.
he punches fanboys.
he makes muny. lots of muny.
what have u done with your life lately?

THE FRANK CARTER=ROCK N ROLLS


yall. if i could tattoo myself lyk that, i would.
america sux.
this song conveys my angst:

mp3: In The Belly Of A Shark

dont make me choke a bitch, yall.

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

GIBBERISH

NEXT MADONNA YALL.
in the never-ending search for validation through popstars
one woman shines through:
ROBYN:

mp3: Cobrastyle

yall. i think she is an anime character.
do yall think so?
do yall lyke anime/are gay?
are yall AZN/kute?

Friday, October 10, 2008

SMOOTH LYK BUTTER


The Metronomies are so good ryte now.
i remember when they were soooooooooo indie and lyk, 5 ppl had heard of them.
no longer, yall. they are bloghaus royalty.
h8 mainstream bloghaus. making good things into bad things yall.
gotta watch out.
NEways...

mp3: A Thing For Me (Breakbot's B-LIVE Miami Mix)

<3 sexy remixes/late night jamz <3
yall if i was a dj/partieproducer i would play this song last in my set to show that i was in touch with my smooth side after playing various grindcore musics for 2 hours
are yall djs?
do you dream of jewsteez jackets and kanye west and the daft punks?
h8 little wayney yall. he is sooo [FAGGOT]

XXXBONUSMP3+DJ PARTIEPIX!!!!XXXXX
somtimes one just isnt enuf yall.
DJ JFK AND THE MSTRKRFTZ ARE COMING TO MY CITY!!!
SHOULD I GO???
WOULD I BE COMPLETING MY HOUSEY ALT-THENTICITY???


mp3: Keep Hope Alive (MSTRKRFT Remix)

i feel so dirty but so very clean
did yall make good choices tonight?

Thursday, October 9, 2008

SUPER EFFECTIVE LOVE TEAM SOUND!

Deerhooves are back yall.
making racket like they own jewsteez jackets.
this songs makes me poop jagged math rock rainbows

mp3: The Tears Of Music And Love
nothing else on the album is worth your time

<3 singing in English but being totally inconprehensible/ singing in sillie jap language at the same time <3

i heard that their "real" fans are angry because the deerhooveys are "selling out" by "becoming more accessible" so therefore:
deerhoof=coldplay?

i leave you with that yall.
what r yall doin this weekend?
be safe n bleed neon children

SOLID GOLD EASY ACTION

Frankmusik+Boys Noize=SOLID GOLD HITZZZ
I miss the 80's yall.

mp3: When You're Around (Boys Noize Mix)

I miss my GF yall.
this song defines our relationship/being.
this will be played at our neonaltwedding

sniff yall.
<3 epic emolectro <3

Wednesday, October 8, 2008

IM THE NEXT JUSTICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
I DIDZ A RMX!!!!!!!
its a bit like if sarah palin and boys noize had a love child
should i make more rmx/sex?
NEwayz
its FUCK BUTTONS

mp3: Sweet Love For Planet Earth (Discoh! Sleaze Remix)
mp3: Sweet Love For Planet Earth

AZN+ENGLISHMAN+MYRMX=LIFE

Leave me some feedback yall
i knead to kno if im the next justice/edbanger/boysnoize/mstrkrfty