THIS IS THE FUTURE. THIS IS AMERICA.

This is what my whole life has been building up to.

Ladies and Gentlemen,
Leaders of The Free World,
Leaders of the Not-So Free World,
Jesus, Buddha, Mohamed, and Ghandi,
I give you,
the one,
the only:

JIM DENG!CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP

a song for this grand occasion!

Mr. Loco!
mp3: Bubble Gum

Listen. Here's the deal. Bow. Bow Before Jim Deng.