Lets All LOL At Hollywood Vol. 1

Have you seen this thing?



HUH?

Morgan Freeman as Nelson Mandela? Matt Damon as a Afrikaans Rugby Footballer? CLINT EASTWOOD making a picture about one of the most delicate and pivotal times in South African history?

I say again: HUH?

Here's how this went down:

Clint Eastwood (on the phone): Hey Morgsy, remember when you did Million Dollar Baby?
Morgan Freeman: Hey Clinty, yeah I do! That was sooooo cool!
Clint Eastwood: This new movie I'm doing isn't anything like that, but kinda.
Morgan Freeman: IM IN! COOLSIES!
Clint Eastwood: YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!!!!!!!!
Clint Eastwood (switching lines): Oh hai, Matt Damon? You wanna be a white rugby doood?
Matt Damon: FUCK ME, YES!!!!
Clint Eastwood: Now to find a concept and write a script! YAY!

Penis.

This movie still might be awesome, but no.

no it won't.

(s0rrry bout the embedding but fuck you, click on the link or something)