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You wanna know what that paragraph was? Satire, asshole. Satire.
This whole Iran thing has got me down, brothers and sisters. Today from the AP press wire came this wonderful piece of info:
"President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad vowed Saturday to make the U.S. regret its criticism of Iran's postelection crackdown and said the 'mask has been removed' from the Obama administrations efforts to improve relations"
Friends, this is why we don't do anything about shit that goes down in shitholes. It gets all shitty in there. Shitstorms.
Explaining the length and girth of his penis. Apparently, he IS the president of Iran, so that's sweet I guess. But seriously, fuck this shit. I think somebody needs to put all this in its place.
1. Iran is effectively run by a group of clerics called "The Assembly of Experts"
Seriously? That sounds more like the title of Michael Bay's next movie. Maybe if we lobby hard they will change it to "League of Extraordinary Gentlemen". Now that's a legislative body I can get behind.
This is what an Assembly of Experts looks like. If you were wondering.
1. Iran is effectively run by a group of clerics called "The Assembly of Experts"
Seriously? That sounds more like the title of Michael Bay's next movie. Maybe if we lobby hard they will change it to "League of Extraordinary Gentlemen". Now that's a legislative body I can get behind.
This is what an Assembly of Experts looks like. If you were wondering.So that's that.
2. It's a fucking Theocracy.
Some people might find this to be an attractive form of government. Well, I am here to tell you those people are the reason the terrorists are winning. You don't want the terrorists to win, do you? DO YOU?
Your New President.
Bob Dylan, I'm fucking coming for you.
2. It's a fucking Theocracy.
Some people might find this to be an attractive form of government. Well, I am here to tell you those people are the reason the terrorists are winning. You don't want the terrorists to win, do you? DO YOU?
Your New President.3. If you lived in Iran, you would be poor. I guarantee it.
It has a highly concentrated sector of wealth. Essentially, if you think about how Mexico is, and then compare it to Iran, they have similar distributions of wealth. Only Mexico has drugs, whereas Iran has oil. And you know, Mexico is fucking Mexico. So there is a difference there.
On a related thought, is it any wonder then that the people rioted? They were trying to get attention. Obviously. But it seems that everyone (in the news) missed that. They weren't specifically rioting against the election but against the tyranny of the regime that oppresses them and sends their sons to nuclear factories instead of to school. They were rioting for a better life. If people died, it was worth the exposure.
Only time will tell if it worked.
Father Time ain't nuttin' ta fuck wit.
It has a highly concentrated sector of wealth. Essentially, if you think about how Mexico is, and then compare it to Iran, they have similar distributions of wealth. Only Mexico has drugs, whereas Iran has oil. And you know, Mexico is fucking Mexico. So there is a difference there.
On a related thought, is it any wonder then that the people rioted? They were trying to get attention. Obviously. But it seems that everyone (in the news) missed that. They weren't specifically rioting against the election but against the tyranny of the regime that oppresses them and sends their sons to nuclear factories instead of to school. They were rioting for a better life. If people died, it was worth the exposure.
Only time will tell if it worked.
Father Time ain't nuttin' ta fuck wit.4. If you committed a crime, but you actually didn't, but still got the death sentence anyway, you can't appeal that shit.
I'm not even gonna explain this one. Look it up for yourself, lazy bastard.
Basically, we need to stop giving a shit what happens in Iran. Let it be. We have enough problems of our own. Yes, they may have nuclear weapons, but honestly, can they hit us? No? Oh, okay. Let's stay out of it then.
I'm not even gonna explain this one. Look it up for yourself, lazy bastard.
Basically, we need to stop giving a shit what happens in Iran. Let it be. We have enough problems of our own. Yes, they may have nuclear weapons, but honestly, can they hit us? No? Oh, okay. Let's stay out of it then.
Bob Dylan, I'm fucking coming for you.
2 comments:
Well said John
although I'd have no objection to a Christian theocracy with clergy as governors, the pope for president, and the bible as law
but you and I both know that the world will never allow that to happen
but since that would never work in practice I am just a conservative dominionist with extreme libertarian leanings for foreign policy and government regulations on capitalism
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